How Would I Know?

All I Know is...

Spider Web Karate

Too Much

Everyone Think I'm Holding It Together

Tech Support

Talk Radio

Coffe, Couch & Tablet

These ARE my summer clothes

Don't Watch Sports

Sleep Brain

Should I Stay or Should I Go

Screenplay

Selfish Friend

Things I like about my job

10% Effort

Drunk Grocery Shopping

Going Out Tonight

Summer Fashion

Invested in Failure

Einstein's Theory of Conspiracy

Cookie Enthusiast

Coffee has been achieved

You're the reason I use self checkout

Cleveland Browns Fans

How Do I Turn Off The Assholes?

Ah Man, My Bills are Too Damn High

I Haven't Been Out in a While Is This still how people dress?

His middle name is comfort

Someone in here has too much perfume on

Come to our party there will be tons of people you don't know #meme

I'm getting too old for this shit #meme

How I feel when I work out - how I look #meme

That's not racism, that's America #meme

No, I don't think we need to turn off the air conditioner #meme

I'm totally okay to drive, where are the keys to my stroller

I can't be addicted to Pinterest - it's free, duh!

I am in shape, that shape is a potato

Yes, please tell me again how great the wire is

If I knew I'd get old I would've paid attention

Copy and paste isn't talent

Phoning it in since the new year

Let's celebrate by poisoning ourselves

If progress this is, a time machine I'll need

I'll take biggest regrets for $1,000 Alex

Animals don't worry about retirement

That...was your rock bottom

I thought by now, someone would've asked me about my S.A.T. scores

This season of me is the worst!

I showered for this